Path to Sapps Q & A, seriously folks. serious

Ok folks, I was getting no response to my path Q & A, so I adjusted it to a serious question list that I would like answered. I axed quite a few sillies, so please take the time to answer my serious questions. All answers (even if I really hate them) will be posted. Seriously.


1. Will this path be positioned according to feng shoooway? I guess that's too silly, Nevermind.
2. Will this path be pet friendly? Will it give out doggy snacks? Nevermind.
3. Can you walk your dogs on this path? Can I walk my dogs on this path? I am serious about this one.
4. Will there be refreshments? Nevermind
5. Will it be 2 lanes or 4? Yea, kinda need to know how wide it will be.
6. Can fatties walk on this path? Well?
7. Are fatties to walk on the left side only? I hope you won't discriminate.
8. Will there be a carpool lane? Nevermind
9. Must we speak to everyone we pass? Well?
10. Can we push slow people? Nevermind.
11. Is there a time limit on the benches? Nevermind. Although I worry my drunk brother-n-law might bunk there.
12. Will shade be provided? Very serious question.
13. Can fat people eat an ice cream cone while on the path? Nevermind
14. How do the cops patrol this path? Very serious question
15. Will there be mimes? Nevermime.
16. Will this path be well lit? Very serious!!!!!
17. Will parking be provided? Nevermind
18. Will this path connect me to where I work? serious
19. Will this path be smoke free? Neversmoke
20. Will this path be perfume free? Nevermind
21. Who scoops the snow? VERY VERY serious question!!!
22. Will bushes be provided for Lois Lane to hide behind? well..this is a beauty question. will it by pretty?
23. Will there be restrooms available? Serious
24. Will there be a plug in nearby to charge my cell phone? Nevercharge
25. Will there be mile markers? Nevermiles
26. Can Skateboarders skate on it? VERY SERIOUS Question!!!
27. Will there be a cattle crossing? Never mind, fatties to the left.
28. Will there be an air station for bike tires? Never mind, you can't have air tires in Nebraska.
29. Can we kill the snake that is chasing us? Kinda serious to me, but Nevermind.
30. Will the ducks walk back to Legion park? Well......
31. Will trash receptacles be provided? Very serious.
32. Is it an english only path? Nevermind. That would be discrimination.
33. Will there be a speed limit? (fast bikers scare me) well......
34. Will there be "you are here" signs? (who pays for that) eh......neversign
35. Can the nudist use the path on Thursday afternoon between 4 & 6? well.....
36. Can we have "Adults only" days? see 35
37. Can we text on this path? Nevertext
38. Can we have cushions on these hard benches? eh, uh, .....OK nevercush
39. Will there be bees? Neversting
40. Will there be greek statues? (they really scare me) Neverarms
41. Can we play the worlds longest hop-scotch game? ???