2/9/10 City of Sidney Council Meeting.

Wow! I laughed, I cried, I was on the edge of my seat! OMG! It was so exciting! I can't believe all the sordid details going on behind our backs! I wonder what is going on! Innuendo's seem to point to "something" going on...These councilmen are out of control... it is obvious that they are trying to conceal information regarding some really heavy secrets. I wonder what they are?
I have heard that its about the Mayors cow. See, he has a really big cow out in his field. Someone has been sneaking out at night and tipping his cow over. Well now, he now needs a way to pick up his cow, and he knows that Marv has a crane. So he says "hey Marv, how you doing"
Marv says "I am fine, how are you" and the Mayor says, "not so well Marv, someone keeps tipping ole Betsy over & I can't pick her up anymore, I'm getting old. Could you bring your crane out?" "Sure" says Marv, "but I'm a gonna need me some gas money and a 6 inch pc of angle iron first" "Angle iron hu?" "Ole Bob Van Vleet has some angle iron, lets ask him" says the mayor.
"sure Mr. Mayor, lets go ask him" well....the three of them get together and decide to vote no on the sidewalk to nowhere and then they will bill the city for some phony jobs, and then they can afford to go get ole Betsy back on her feet (only to be tipped over every Saturday night)
What they didn't count on was Lois Lane hiding in the bushes with her cell phone.....Just waiting to get a picture of these three "Mighty City ruin-ers" Thank God she broke the story on this one. Well to make a long story short, she plastered the picture on the front page of every news paper and they were ruined. The look on their 3 faces caught in the act with that cow was priceless..priceless! I think it might be on youtube. They probably already removed it (PETA wants to protect the cows identity)