Path to Sapps Q & A

My questions about the Path to Sapps. Any answers would be apPEACEated!



1. Will this path be positioned according to feng shoooway?
2. Will this path be pet friendly? Will it give out doggy snacks?
3. Can you walk your dogs on this path? Can I walk my dogs on this path?
4. Will there be refreshments?
5. Will it be 2 lanes or 4?
6. Can fatties walk on this path?
7. Are fatties to walk on the left side only?
8. Will there be a carpool lane?
9. Must we speak to everyone we pass?
10. Can we push slow people?
11. Is there a time limit on the benches?
12. Will shade be provided?
13. Can fat people eat an ice cream cone while on the path?
14. How do the cops patrol this path?
15. Will there be mimes?
16. Will this path be well lit?
17. Will parking be provided?
18. Will this path connect me to where I work?
19. Will this path be smoke free?
20. Will this path be perfume free?
21. Who scoops the snow?
22. Will bushes be provided for Lois Lane to hide behind?
23. Will there be restrooms available?
24. Will there be a plug in nearby to charge my cell phone?
25. Will there be mile markers?
26. Can Skateboarders skate on it?
27. Will there be a cattle crossing?
28. Will there be an air station for bike tires?
29. Can we kill the snake that is chasing us?
30. Will the ducks walk back to Legion park?
31. Will trash receptacles be provided?
32. Is it an english only path?
33. Will there be a speed limit? (fast bikers scare me)
34. Will there be "you are here" signs? (who pays for that)
35. Can the nudist use the path on Thursday afternoon between 4 & 6?
36. Can we have "Adults only" days?
37. Can we text on this path?
38. Can we have cushions on these hard benches?
39. Will there be bees?
40. Will there be greek statues? (they really scare me)
41. Can we play the worlds longest hop-scotch game?

Does anybody else want to know these things? Maybe it is just me.

Kelroy is here. (say it with a loud echoing voice, it sounds better)